Handshakes

That is Comm bro. He’s since been fitted with mechanical lifting gear.

 

Is that Edward Scissorhands brother?
Vinny vagina pits.

 

Bit aggressive mate, how bout a wet finger in his belly button, maybe a few twists or a friendly jiggle.

 

Or a hug.

 

He must have someone who follows him round in case he needs a piss or a ****.

Think about that.

The poor **** eats out of a dog bowl as well ffs.

 

Would you rather eat from a dog’s bowl or have somebody else feed you?

He’s spoiled for choice really. **** him, moaning ****.

 

I'm not sure if you have to be without arms from birth, but they generally adapt to use their feet instead!

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Tough call. If it was chops I’d defo take the helper.

 

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I’d pay to see the clever **** tackle a Big Mac.

 

Little girl breaks my heart.

Grown man makes me think how does he comb his hair so neatly with his foot.

 

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Yeah alright mate we get the idea

 

I can't find a Big Mac pic

 

She’s had one of them Chinese boxes from Tesco. I can tell from the depressed face.

 

I can't even do it neatly with me ****ing arms.