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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. Tobes

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    There’s no such thing as politely declining a handshake.

    It’s ****ing well rude.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    There’s nothing worse than when a tramp wants to shake your hand for giving him 60p.
     
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    Thats why you flick it at them as you walk past, or near them is good too.
     
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    Blueman......is Putin?

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  6. Quesadaad

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    And shout SCRAMBLE!!!
    They love that
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Tel makes them dance for a quid.
     
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    <laugh>



    Haven't heard that in yonks.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Nah takes to long to get your change if ya do that.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    I do that with food, I think if you put some real force behind it they appreciate the effort. Nothing warms them up on a winters night better than half a tuna crunch baguette launched at them from close distance.
     
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    Some good playground scores settled using a scramble to settle it.
    Right who wants it ? SCRAMBLE
     
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    Yeah I know. ****ing sue me then.
     
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    Thanks mate :emoticon-0150-hands

    Oops. Sorry!!!!
     
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    Aye. Lost many a good friend over a panini sticker scramble.
     
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    You must be a double hard bastard Bluey

    Either that or you’re like the Wealdstone Raider and people just let it go and laugh behind your back.

    If I offered my hand and someone refused, I’d fume.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    My Mrs bought one of those pre packed boxes of Chinese food from Tesco earlier. I’ve never seen or attempted to eat anything so depressing in my life. I think it had Coronavirus ffs, utter ****ing dogshit. She can get out.
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    I prefer to get a bag of Maltesers and have a few lined up on the floor outside a cashpoint as the fun lasts longer especially when the the others start flocking open mouthed, like feeding ducks bits of bread but they stab each other after.
     
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    <laugh> Lads, I run my own business and sometimes meet customers. Of course I shake hands ffs. Oh Tobes, I'm a double hard bastard. <laugh>
     
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