Nowt, she just gave me a look and hoyed it on the plate It's one of those looks **** but tasty plates of food
Hmmm, i wouldn't eat that mate. It looks like it's been slid off the plate, given a good licking by the dog, then scraped back on again.
Write it down on some news paper, then beat her arse with it as she clearly doesnt listen to a fuking word you say bru.
Had 3 packs of these in poundland on offer. 50p for x3 Got a fivers worth.. mrs was like wtfs wrong with you