Handshakes

Wheres he gone?

 

He's been banned

 

It's interesting to watch football managers shaking hands.

Alpha males all trying to out do each other.

With the left hand there's the pat on the arm, the pat on the shoulder and the ultimate (aside from grabbing his opponents balls) is pat around the back of the head.

 

Well, get him unbanned then...

 

Nowt to do with me. He fooked @Tobes off so been chucked in the cooler for a week

 

Great observations mate.

My old man says when i was a kid he had to tell people not to pick me up (under arms) cos id throw the nut on them i dont remember ever nutting anyone for it but i remeber i ****ing hated being picked up like that.

"Fuking pick me up dickhead"

 

Funny sucky, you’re the kind of person I would expect to not shake hands with others.

 

Whys that?
I spud my mrs sometimes.

 

Do you shake their hands before or after you lift their shirts bro?

 

Yeh comm, thats what i do.

 

Ah he’s still in your canister then. I thought you’d have moved on after your flounce

 

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Nah just thought you was him cos of the **** gay joke?

My bad bruv wha gwan?

 

Im chinning trump if he does that to me.

Whos the pussy?

 

STFU cuz

 

Used to work with a bloke who’d go for the full crippling squeeze, which he would sustain until his victim’s eyes began to water.

I refused to let him have the satisfaction, and once I knew his game I was ready to give as good as I got, but ****ing hell he was hard work.

 

Sajb fam

 

I think I’d automatically move in for a kiss if someone pulled me in like that

 

Did he stack shelves?

 

I bet you don’t look her in the eyes.