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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wheres he gone? <laugh>
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    He's been banned <whistle>
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    It's interesting to watch football managers shaking hands.

    Alpha males all trying to out do each other.

    With the left hand there's the pat on the arm, the pat on the shoulder and the ultimate (aside from grabbing his opponents balls) is pat around the back of the head.
     
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  4. Rorschach

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    Well, get him unbanned then...
     
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  5. brb

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    Nowt to do with me. He fooked @Tobes off so been chucked in the cooler for a week <party>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Great observations mate.

    My old man says when i was a kid he had to tell people not to pick me up (under arms) cos id throw the nut on them<laugh> i dont remember ever nutting anyone for it but i remeber i ****ing hated being picked up like that.
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    "Fuking pick me up dickhead" <laugh>
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Funny sucky, you’re the kind of person I would expect to not shake hands with others.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Whys that?
    I spud my mrs sometimes.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Do you shake their hands before or after you lift their shirts bro?
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Yeh comm, thats what i do.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ah he’s still in your canister then. I thought you’d have moved on after your flounce
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Nah just thought you was him cos of the **** gay joke?

    My bad bruv wha gwan?
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im chinning trump if he does that to me.

    Whos the pussy?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    STFU cuz
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Used to work with a bloke who’d go for the full crippling squeeze, which he would sustain until his victim’s eyes began to water.

    I refused to let him have the satisfaction, and once I knew his game I was ready to give as good as I got, but ****ing hell he was hard work.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Sajb fam
     
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    I think I’d automatically move in for a kiss if someone pulled me in like that <laugh>
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Did he stack shelves?
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I bet you don’t look her in the eyes.
     
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