Handshakes

You can tell a lot about a man from his handshake.

A real mans handshake has grip, firmness and and eye contact.

It needs to be done with the right hand. Which is the right hand.

Time is important too, dont linger the shake, a good 2 seconds should do it, unless an accompanying chat is involved and in these cases, anything between 3 to 9 seconds is adequate, any longer and its weird.

Also situation counts towards the above, if its your mate you see all the time a hand slap or fist/chest bump is fine, though bare in mind when meeting someone for the 1st time any handshake shorter than 2secs is considered rude.

Any left hand shakes = gay ****
No grip = weak ****
No eye contact = scared ****

Thanks

 

Until you go and fix your leaving thread to include some kind of sad music we're not talking.

 

Nothing worse than meeting someone and shaking what feels like a ****ing wet fish.



I do get emotional about it tbh.

 

Funny you say that . One or two people I have met shake my hand like they have a point to prove .

 

The op just says something about Sucky being a pussy now

 

sounds like having a ****...

 

Its closed bro

 

Yeah you can get people who go too far the otherway, usually a fat coked up brickie in my experience.

 

Do another one.

 

Yeh i do too bruv, instantly makes me think someones a dick if the shake aint on point

 

Be terrible if he stole Hiag's thunder.

 

Indeed bro, this for me shows insecurity. Easy meat after that.

 

Oh is that not what we're talking about?

 

Not sure .

 

Hiag left again? Ive only been gone 18 ****in hrs

 

Nah he's back but he was blabbering on about making a statement or some nonsense.

 

No ****er cares, @brb ban him again if he posts a thread with a statement.

 

I hope you're bringing Roy back with you?

 

#bully