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Ghod ya put ya phone into get fixed for one day and the place falls to pieces

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 23, 2020.

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Surprised you haven't begged to go back in.
     
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

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    Incase you’re lookin in

    just got back from mosque and picked me some peng Lemon Haze up for tonight
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    ffs, my guy is being a ****ing flake and wont give me any at the moment.
    Badly wanted some for this weekend!
    Oh well, I have other avenues
     
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  4. Sucky is going to be proper pissed off that this thread has floundered.

    My classic “flounce” had already hit 20 pages by this time, and my wager with my eldest was already won.

    I know that Sucky fancied himself as a wumster, but - let’s be honest - he was nowhere near my standard.
     
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    what do u mean

    ‘won’t give you’

    Are you one of them problem clients?
     
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  7. Libby

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    Probably doesn't want to tick a 40 year old man a tenbag.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Nah I mean sell me.
    I always pay. Havent had weed on tick since I was in my teens :)
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Nah half oz, and I have the cash, why, you selling?! :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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    Why isn’t he makin the sale?

    you 5-0 fam?
     
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    Why won't he served you then?






    Officer.
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    cos he has his son this weekend, and he doesnt want any shenanigans whilst his boy is in the house because if his ex finds out she'll call the old bill cos she is a dog ****.
    Pfft, he acts like his child is more important to him than my weed habit :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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    Sounds lame tbh

    It’s so easy to style a sale out

    He must be a ****in mug, simpleton bastard

    My mate Hussain comes to Mosque like a Roadman with a man bag full of Green...no one sayz ****
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    I kinda get it.
    His missus is one of those ****s that always threatening to stop him seeing his kid if she dont get her own way, because she is a piece of ****, and she will use literally any excuse to scare him in to submission, but like you said, it's easy as **** to style it out without suspicion, just tell the little **** to play in his room for 2 minutes ffs!
     
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  15. Sucky

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    This was funny to read <laugh>
     
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    Oh yeeeah, look what the cat has just dragged in ^^^
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

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    **** off you melt
     
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    Welcome back ya sad melt.

    @brb let’s get this avatar sorted for Sucky.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Ghod ya put ya phone into get fixed for one day and the place falls to pieces <laugh>
     
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