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Match Day Thread Everton v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 19, 2020.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Only Newcastle United can take off a striker for a defender and have it be an impact sub

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    So to be clear, when we ditch Joelinton for a CB, we score twice.

    Sounds about right. I'm ****ing numb from that mind.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Pickford the sad Makem bastard with short arms to the rescue <laugh>
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    As if it couldn't get more special, you remind me it was Pickford.
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    As I was saying....:bandit:
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    We're going above Arsenal!

    Nice to see Jordan Pickford playing like an utter ass jockey.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Bruce is a genius
     
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  8. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    My reverse psychology comes through once again
     
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  9. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    He flapped at Ritchie's corner with his tiny little ****ing t-rex arms which led to our first goal....ha ha, cheers dinosaur features!!
     
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  10. Captainpancakes

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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    100% accurate until the 94th minute.. .
     
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  12. Squint Eye

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    That's why I love NUFC! When you are really down they somehow come up with something unbelievable! Miguel you beauty! Woooow!
     
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  13. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure there was a post somewhere earlier saying none of our subs have scored this season or summit....**** me you wait for one and he scores twice!!
     
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  14. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Maddest last two minutes I’ve ever seen! <laugh>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What the **** am I reading.
     
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  16. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    If he's a genius it's only in the Harry Redknapp category
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You're right I posted it <laugh>
     
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  18. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Why do any of the fans bother to turn up before 90 mins? it's just depressing up until then and then Wham 4 points in 3 days. Stunned doesn't even do it justice
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    you know what I'm actually pissed mate.
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    never mind reading get the next thread up you twat <laugh>
     
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