Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Haaland scored a trick in 23 mins on his debut. I’m glad we signed him.

 

Who hasn’t?

 

Sunderland in the last few years

 

I still think the toon can win this

 

Saw that Dortmund were 3-1 down too, quite the prospect

 

Think Zlatan scored last time we played them.

 

He’s no Jesse Lingard mind.

 

He may be mate but not before winning me your username bro.

How long is it for again?

 

STFU Sucktard

 

Another 2 points thrown away by Sterling today

City fans are fuming at Pep for putting him back in the team

@astro right again

 

He’s scored more PL goals than both Salah and Firmino this season, and the same number as Mané.

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

 

I’ll never forget my first unsuccessful touch.

 

Remember #doingalukaku would score loads of goals and you'd still lose every week?

The £2 billion Man City squad isn't lacking goals

 

No.

My abiding memory of Lukaku was him scoring 1 in every 2 in his time at Everton, including 25 league goals in his last season with us, when we finished 7th.

Sit down yer daft ****.

 

I would never be that rude to you bro.

 

Smelly finger?

 

That would have been successful touch in fairness.

Well, from his perspective at least.

 

Seriously what sort of stat is an “unsuccessful touch”? ****ing Twitter fans.

 

Indeed

 

Save it for when Liverpool win the PL at Goodison