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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    The Mr Everton of not606, keep an ever watchful eyebrow eye on it's members...

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    Actually, he's Italian, we need more of him...

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    Anyway back to Tobes, would you buy a used car from this man...

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    Jeez stay on topic brb! Right Tobes...He has a Golden Gun and shoots any members that step out of line...

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    Another picture of him on holiday....

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    and if he needs to catch any members stepping out of line, the not606 budget likes to help him catch them...

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    I give you Tobes, becareful, he has the ability to ban you from this thread <whistle>
     
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    brb, Jan 18, 2020
  2. luvgonzo

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    I first found Tobes on JA606 arguing with every ****er on there, as we know they are an uptight bunch so as per my role as not606 recruitment officer I suggested he came over here.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    This is actually true, albeit I then got banned from there which somewhat forced the issue.

    Your fellow reds loved my arrival iirc. They were convinced I was the notorious Lettuce :bandit:

    We have since holidayed together on many forums, the clown forum trip was particularly memorable.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Yeah you do a good paedo clown tbf. The Lettuce thing was funny proper paranoia.
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    A nemeses to some of the flying monkeys and doesn’t take any ****, one of the more knowledgeable people on here and can deliver a knock out blow with cutting humour, probably needed being an Everton supporter and after Creepy Petes threats of poisoned tissues. In a forum of oddness that to me still stands out as unbelievably ****ing weird.
     
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    Hahaha, the poisoned tissue story was absolute gold. I’d have to agree it’s probably the weirdest post I’ve ever read.
     
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    Poisoned tissues?
    Go on.......
     
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  8. brb

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    I must remember poisoned tissues when i do Pete's thread <laugh>

    Although knowing me, I'll probably forget :(
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Tell me what happened mate, and I’ll remind you :biggrin:
     
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    Saxton wrote a long post that was a fantasy about me supposedly stalking him outside his Mitcham HMO. He had me raiding his bins for items he and Ula might have touched, then had me dying by picking up a tissue that he’d poisoned and planted for me to sniff. It was off the weirdness scale, even by his standards.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Good lord
     
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  12. Stan

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    I won't.

    If you need any other material just let me know.
     
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    Stan, Jan 18, 2020
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  13. brb

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    I probably will not do a thread tomorrow, as the day is dedicated to Burley, and Joe already has the remembering thread up for it.
     
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  14. Stan

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    Tobes triggers people with facts. Some people hate facts. It's always a good watch.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Tobes is a good chap

    Probably my best mate on here tbh, we have a special pm room where we laugh at brb and stan
     
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    Coulda just said your his gay lover.
     
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  17. Chief

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    Top man is Tobes.

    Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei
     
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  18. Stan

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    Why are you in a constant state of butthurt?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why you always gay?
     
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  20. Lovearsenalcock

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    A couple of my favourite Tobes moments on Not606

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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 18, 2020
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