Match Day Thread 101 reasons for Mr ban Gerwen missing games

"I'm getting my hair cut".

 

"I'm due on"

 

"We have not bought any players".

 

"I need to clean my car".

 

"I'm only going when were winning"

 

" when the going gets tough I stop going"

 

"I'm not going because there is a rail replacement service".

 

"I'm not going because there are no 1st class carriages".

 

"Not going because I want Roland back"

 

This one is a consideration.

 

“I can’t face seeing @Clb74 legs on a cold winter’s day”

 

It's the face that is the problem tbf.

 

Anyway, back on topic.

"I'm not going because they do not open the turnstiles at 12.30"

 

I know a few of the diehards you’re have dropped out today for the same reason as me.

“No signings ....no expensive Saturday”

 

Relegation to the 3rd division.

"I'm not going to the likes of Accrington again".

 

Good to see your legendary self discipline is holding strong during these long & boring days

 

Pleased to see you acknowledge the efforts of your second in command.

 

Well, I just logged back on and noticed that you have pebble dashed every thread.

 

A reaction to the shop being shut until the 3rd April, at the earliest.

It makes a change from pebble dashing the toilet.