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Sir David Attenborough warns of climate 'crisis moment'

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  1. Tobes

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    Persian cats are right cheeky little ****ers.

    We’ve got one, it’s a right ****.
     
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    Bengals are worse
     
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    Note to self, when she asks, it’s a NO.
     
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    We have two a boy and a girl
    When not fighting each other they are beating up other cats and even take on foxes and the boy bring home dead rats as presents, sometimes live ones
    They talk to you to get your attention then knock something over
    But apart from that they are adorable
     
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    We had two moggies.
    Outdoor cats, slept in the shed.
    We used to get rats tails and gutted squirrels as presents.
    Gotta be some swift cat to nail a squirrel <party>
     
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    Hahaha, best one we had was a Norwegian forest cross. The thing was so big we had to have a dog flap fitted. The **** used to bring live rabbits home, and just drop them. You’d get home and there he’d be, sat next to some confused rabbit that was ****ting itself. Lovely cat though, he was awesome tbf.
     
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    I had a half bred Russian blue, it was jet black with beautiful green eyes and she used to beat up dogs
     
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    Hunting foxes?

    You sure you haven't accidentally bought a pair of Bengal Tigers?
     
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    I've only ever owned one pussy.
     
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    Did you know that Bengal Tigers are alive and well in Co Durham due to climate change.
    This is true, I **** you not.
     
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    No
    We have had to take both of them to the Vets to patch up battle wounds after we have heard them and foxes making a commotion
     
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    Your own?
     
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    Well it sits in my lap.
     
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    Please tell me you don't finger your pussy <laugh>
     
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    Mrs Slocombe, are you free?
     
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    You lot need to get behind the country mine are British long hairs, one might be a Maine coon cross
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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    David is full of ****.
    This planet has been through all sorts of ****e. The only reason it's kicking off now is because its having an impact on the human way of life.
    Keeps ****in scientists in a job aswell <cheers>
     
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    Paying for a brass in dam dont count fella.
     
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    which has been stroked many a time.
     
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    Hm. Who am I going to believe? Respected broadcaster, writer, and natural historian David Attenborough, or some random climate change denying plank on a football forum? Tough one.
     
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