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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Jesus christ we're really scraping the barrel when the diccussion is your wives washing
     
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  2. brb

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    No different to you talking about freezers <whistle>
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

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    I was asked
     
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  4. Willhoops

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    Washing is a doddle throw it in the washing machine, put one of those tablets in, not be be mixed up with an ipad, turn it onto the setting you know won't **** up your clothes... Ironing I try and get her to do, tiresome crap, I'm thinking of moving into an industry where I have no sodding meetings and ironed clothes are not expected
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Dishwasher tabs don't work, just saying.
     
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  6. Stan

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    That’s what I thought but Kev and Tim were star struck when they met a youth team player. Mentals.
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    Does anything you do work?
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    Neither does paracetamol sadly
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    I just buy more clothes btw
     
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    I'm not a dishwasher tab.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Proper fans.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So sweats probably smells of piss.


    We guessed that anyway.
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

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    I hate my dishwasher tbh... get sick of filling and emptying it.

    My tablets....ahh here **** this crack like.. ****ing dishwashers ffs
     
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  14. Stan

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    Get some paper plates and plastic spoons but make sure you recycle.
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Why would I smell of piss?

    do you wet yourself regularly? I’m sure there are products you could use like tenor lady if you’re incontinent mate.

    you should feel proud you’ve once again shared such a deeply troubling aspect of your life once more.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Deffo the reply of man who smells of piss.

    Alcoholics generally dont wash and piss themselves. #standard
     
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  17. Chief

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    Was going to mention that you shouldn't wash jeans often but then it's been said already, many times.


    I can wash stuff, I don't have a problem with that. Its ironing I just can't do. And I mean can't, not won't.

    It's up there with wrapping Christmas presents.
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    My whinge was more to the amount of washing produced by one person. The only other thing I wash after wearing once would be a t shirt that was worn under a jumper .
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Why dont you just put hers in a pile and leave it for her to do?

    Had same prob with my bird when she moved in that sorted it.
     
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  20. Stan

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    You definitely do all the washing in your house Sucky.
     
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