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    Q) What do you call a Jewish tampon?
    A) Tightwad
     
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    How to write “Hello” in mandarin......

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    Went to the doctor’s yesterday and told him I think I’m a deodorant.

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    I handed my wife a brand new pair of black stockings. She winked and said, "Shall I go upstairs?" I said, "No, get your coat, We're off to rob a petrol station."
     
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    I came home the other night and my wife said "Have you seen my flip-flops?" I said "I've seen them before, now put your bra back on"
     
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    A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls: "Bartender!
    Get me a drink!"
    The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down the drink.
    Slamming the glass down on the bar, he growls: "Bartender!
    Get me another!"
    The bartender pours him another drink.
    After a few more rounds, the bartender attempts some conversation: "Sir, he says, it seems that you're visibly upset.
    What's the problem?"
    The biker looks at him and snorts: "I just went home and caught my ol' lady screwing my best friend!"
    "Oh man," says the bartender, that's rough.
    "What did you do?"
    The biker says: "Well, I grabbed her by the hair, threw her out nekkid, threw her clothes out after her, and told her never ever to come back."
    "Wow," says the bartender in awe: "That's tough man, what did you do to your friend?"
    "Well," says the biker, "I marched right back upstairs,
    I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and I said:
    BAD DOG.
     
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