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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Mhairi black is my favourite
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 10, 2020
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The last thing we want is our political class to sound like scheme neds.

    If they do talk like that, then they are patronising the Jock with "look we are juice like youse".

    The SNP have still not told us how we will be better off independent.

    All we have is ALDO and his incoherent rants and basic misunderstanding of basic economics.

    Oh and the secret oil fields in the Clyde (shhhhh!!!)
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, I did shag Aldo's sister. I'm not proud of it. But I did it.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Nice one.
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Julie-anne has gotten up to speed with the Holicom version of events from the final Old Firm game of 2019...

    "I didn't deserve a red card against Rangers - it was Alfredo Morelos who fouled me"

    "I have to admit that after that game I tried to erase it fast in my head,” said Jullien. “I don’t remember exactly what incident he (Gerrard) is talking about.
    "I remember one where I put my body in front of him and he pushed me. For me it’s a foul for me. At the end of the day he was a winner, but in that case it was a foul for me.”

    <laugh><laugh>

    Reminds me of the time Jimmy T said he didn't bum Brazil... "I didn't bugger him, he put his anus on my helmet!!!"

    Never change Septic, never change. <laugh><ok>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Pattern Of Assistance

    Pattern Of Assistance Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Embarrassing retort from Aldo imho.

    We can all have our differences in opinion, but Aldo's inability to appreciate The Chasers multi-tasking skills in touching his own forelock whilst rimming an English/German/Greek royal and simultaneously offering his self lubricated anus for reaming by Boris or any of his Tory bum chums lessens his argument to be perfectly honest.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And RL's ability to drink tinnies whilst his whole street/town/state is burning to the ground is also admirable <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 10, 2020
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Not as impressive as you managing to maintain an erection whilst shagging your mum.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Abos are stinking. If ye ever get in a fight with one, go for their legs.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    sound advice tuna <laugh>
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 10, 2020
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  13. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Yw.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The racism from the Tory minions on this thread is sickening. Tina being the prime culprit.

    Horrible cùnt.

    The rest of her isne too great either tbf.
     
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  15. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Jan 10, 2020
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  17. Tina.

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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye!

    You do know he's a mad Ulster loyalist dont ya?

    Tina's Tory credentials getting polished up today!

    <laugh>
     
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  19. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^woke
     
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