New Things

Probably had a facelift the ****in gayer

 

Who is the woman in your avatar?

 

I hope he responds to my cooing.

 

Kelly Windsor from emmerdale

you’re welcome

 

I've still got that picture of you in my head that chaos put up, what was it something like a greyhound in a chavvy shell suit on the dog thread.

 

I’ve heard that fanny batter is like oil of ulay.
****s probably 129 ffs

 

The one Tel posted was the best (and worst) The bulldog with a ferret for a cock or something like that, the depraved ****er

 

Bit too normal for you, I'd have expected a bit more of a specialist taste... Pat Butcher?

 

I look about 10 years younger than i am.

My old mans the same hes pushing 60 and looks 45 at most.

 

@luvgonzo reckons she looks like she’s melting.
Have a ****in word mate

 

She is a bit grim looking tbh

Whys she so shiny.. greasy bitch

 

Fook off, you smoke too much of that shhite to look young, either that or your face is going to fall apart by the end of this decade.

 

lathered up in fanny batter

 

lol beat me to it

 

Brb must be feeling guilty about his role in the silent Flounce

 

Saxton is older than me. Skiddy, I don’t know.

 

Et tu, Bruti.

 

I think it's all water under the bridge again now.

All he needs to do is change hiag's name to 'Gobble up a Chod' for the next 12 months and we're all quits again.