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Some work, some don't.

I've learned, gigged and forgotten three times as many songs in our current repertoire.

 

How do you know?

 

It's only porn if the penis is visible.

 

Or a real penis

 

I’ve got ****ing tears in my eyes after having listened to a minute of that ffs.

Christ.

 

It was a mess, which is why we dropped it.

I never wanted to do the song, in the first place.

 

He learns by ear

 

You got rid of your singer yet?

 

Mad Daz The Ripper.

Looks like a sweaty damp Greebo who’s just finished a shift at The Games Workshop.

 

Kipper is the best thing about that band. He needs to leave to realise his potential.

 

send a video to simon cowell?

 

Anyone?

 

Look mate, you’re good, very good, you just need to lose the gimmicky beard and the strap on belly... what? oh, is... that, what’s the... oh look... not... because I thought... he... is that? Oh... my phone... hello.... nobody there.

 

But can i have the number for your singer.

 

****e

 

I bet Comm can't wait for HiaG's rendition of Hotel California;

Bm
On a dark desert highway
F#7
cool wind in my hair
Asus2
Warm smell of colitas
E7
rising up through the air
G
Up ahead in the distance
D
I saw a glimmering light
Em
my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
F#7
I had to stop for the night

 

We're transposing it down to A minor.

 

Commie will love it even more, as he'll be able to sing along with Daz.

 

I was gagging for a big mac
sr5
Kids screaming in the back
ne1
I i took the wrong turning
nw16
But my wife wanted a gin
lv7
So i got her one, and smashed her backdoor in
se21