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  1. swantastic

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    Overheard at Athens Airport during their financial crisis



    Greek Immigration Officer - "Nationality?"



    Tourist - "German"



    Greek Immigration Officer - "Occupation?"



    Tourist - "No, just on holiday"
     
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    Only 2 types of weather in Iran

    Sunni & Shiite
     
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    My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

    He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park!"
     
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    We're so skint after Christmas that I've had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys...
    If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports...
     
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    I entered the kitchen this morning Smudge, to find Mrs Bubbs on the floor, in a pool of blood with a knife sticking out of her neck.

    I thought, “sh1t, what should I do”?

    Then I remembered, McDonalds do breakfast until 10:30.
     
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    Men transitioning is a serious subject. They’re not just doing it for the crack.
     
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    Very good
     
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    Not again ... <laugh>
     
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