Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Erm my friend informs me that Real Madrid girls have also got a YouTube channel.
Most videos have even less views than my erm friend's videos.

 

Not Guilty... not my Ferrari!

An 18 year old Yorkshire girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. That I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a €2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a €4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and €2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You ride her again.”

 

I fought the lawn, but the lawn won.

 

I find that manure works well in making the grass grow.

Lawn ordure.

 

I once read that you can spot an intellectual if they can listen to the William Tell Overture without yelling 'hi ho Silver'...I reckon if you can watch this without going 'meep, meep'...

 

Is he Quick Draw McGraw?

 

Please don't answer "neigh lad".

 

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I don't suppose there's a drugstore near you, and they use Euros there.

 

it’s a joke..........breathe & relax

 

Eh? You said it wasn't your Ferrari in the joke, I was backing you up.

 

There are plenty of those driving, most of them have licences.