Smug started his skullguggery at a very young age. His toy boat barracaded the Suez Canal, and he wasn't aware that it wasn't a toy gun he was pointing at JFK!
Decimalisation, he ruined our great rod, pole, perch, chain, groats, shillings, guinea etc. Everything that made us great
He’s to blame for the extinction of chickens as he can’t tell the difference between chickens and ducks and he made them all go for a swim on the lake everyday
He used his influence to demand that Reidy dropped Darius against Derby because he proper loves George Mulhall.