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    Ffs.
     
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    Nice 1.6
     
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    In deference to a changing climate , three pop bands have decided to change their names.

    Mildplay , Slush Patrol , and Drought Drought Drought.
     
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    My poor mate is in Hospital with food poisoning.

    He mistook a Daffodil bulb for a Shallot and ate it.

    Doctors say he'll be out in the Spring!
     
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    "Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group.....

    I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2019
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    Went to my doctor today, and he told me I have to stop masturbating.

    I said, "Why, it's not bad for my health is it?"

    He said, "No, but it upsets the other patients in the waiting room!"
     
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    A woman's car ?
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