Well . I did my good deed for the day . Was in a queue at the local supermarket . The old lady in front of me had a shopping bill that came to £51.00 . She only had £50.00 on her , so I insisted on helping . At first she refused my help , but after a lot of persuading on my part , she eventually accepted my help . In no time at all , we had her shopping back on the shelves....
I bought a new sat nav and uploaded the fat boy slim edition. But it just goes "turn right here, right now, right here, right now.
Mandolorian season finale is exceptional. Well done Jon Favreau for restoring pride to the franchise.
Forgot that was today! Bugger had the whole day off, doing nothing and wondering what to watch...now Mrs No7 is back and wants to watch something together and she hates 'my' programmes
Lol one of my dogs (the one on the right in my Avatar) thinks that the baby is a dog and barks constantly, so Mrs No7 hates me watching it as that is 'my' dog that always sits on my lap
Might 12yo daughter loves the Mando, but won't watch any other StarWars. I think she thinks its a YooHoo movie set in space!
Same in my house No7 ......Mrs SR is watching what she likes and I am watching footie on a tablet drinking vino tinto
Friend of mine was bragging the other day . I said why are you so happy ? He said I found a young woman tied to the railway tracks , you know , like in the old black and white films ? Anyway , I rescued her and took her back to my flat and I made love to her all night , all sorts of fantastic positions . It was the best sex I have EVER had ! I said Wow you lucky bugger . Was she really good looking ? I Don't know he replied . I never found her head …..
I've just started up a dating site for chickens. It's not my normal day job, I'm just doing it… It’s to make hens meet.
Women looking in the mirror says to Husband My looks have gone my boobs have drooped my arse is fat pay me a compliment. Husband replied There's f**K all wrong with your eyesight.
Finnegan, drunk as usual, stumbles into the church and sits in the confessional. The priest waits and waits for Finnegan to say something. Finally the priest is tired of waiting and pounds on the wall of the confessional box. “There’s no point in you hammering on the feckin wall” Finnegan shouts back “There’s no paper on this side either”
The bushfires in Australia have reached alarming levels. People are fleeing to the coast and getting on boats. It must be terrifying.
