What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Looking at Luvs serving of meat, ive seen fatter sparrows!

 

I reckon luvs mrs must restrict him to small portions cos he is/was/is becoming a chubby batard?

Hides the biscuits frok him'n'****

 

I like how he asked for the big bit of skin to make it look like a bigger bit on the plate.

Its like skiddys stock photos but luvs doing the hands on pikey version of doctering his dinners

 

Some rank lookin Xmas dinners there

Well done

I’d have a plate of what @Saintmagic had

He’s my winner

special menshy for Sucky’s chicken, looked good....nice n roasted

Luvs Gravy looked like a runny **** I’m afraid

Sweats plate looked a like a swamp

Chiefs Turkey looked the best as far the Turkeys on display here

Slim Shady’s got the best Camera on his phone...his plate looked nice and clean

 

I reckon his Mrs has the whole Turkey plate and he's allowed one slice.

 

They are huge plates.

 

Luv thinkin....

"i told her not to put the gravy on before i took the pic"

#divorcegate

 

Getting nasty now, remember it's Christmas and you've all had a bit too much to drink. Get some sleep and take a fresh look in the morning.

 

#bullying

 

Thank you mate, people need pulling up when it all goes too far.

 

prawns for lunch

 

You got the wrong 12 o'clock mate

 

Shame on you!

 

Maybe it’s the lighting but everything seems to be glistening in fat?

 

Would probably have eaten that but left the tinned carrots, unless they were included as to strengthen the construction.

 

Random food choice today..

We have her kids here today and they wanted lasagne and garlic bread. So will be making that this morning. I’m also going to make a New York baked cheesecake.

will post up the results later. I should win the day today. As won’t be covering anything is gravy to hide my outstanding cooking.

 

I didn't enter his for consideration - I saw the tinned carrots and it was an automatic disqualification.

 

FROZEN!
FROZEN CARROTS!

 

Mistake number one in the making of baked cheesecake. Had two recipes open on my phone. One for a lemon one and one for the New York one. Just clocked the fact I’ve accidentally been flicking between the two. Ow need to figure out what I’ve put in off one and the other.

 

about to go in the oven.