Off Topic The four word story thread here!

squid who lived near

 

The clown fish and

 

the battered lib dem

 

Leader who is the

 

antithesis of a happy

 

Like eeyore on a

 

blind date organised by

 

Stevie Wonder at christmas

 

Enjoying all the festive

 

activities, such as baiting

 

the local chavs for

 

Wet tee shirt competitions

 

so he could see

 

Nipples clearly under the

 

grease that he had

 

applied liberally on every

 

Moving part of that

 

high performance beauty, and

 

not forgetting her other

 

Misdemeanour when she actually