The Politics Thread

Boris knows best

 

I,like you,have always wondered if Boris ever used a comb in his life? Or does he just roll out of bed into his car?

 

The probability is he has someone carefully sculpt it that way depending if he needs to look like a scamp, a rascal or a fop that day

 

Is there a better summary of the last three years of Boris Johnson's career than him causing a mess, and then ****ing off and letting other people deal with it?

 

Him hiding in a fridge to avoid an interview and somehow making Piers Morgan the decent person in a story?

 

From Spinal Tap to Alan Partridge in less than 24 hours

 

Is Boris going to JCB through his PM term,I wonder?

 

Why hasn't she been sacked yet?

And why has that question been valid for at least two years until this point?

 

Right, Britain, let me make this abundantly clear
* You ****ed up in 2010
* You ****ed up in 2015
* You ****ed up in 2016
* You ****ed up in 2017

Try not ****ing up when you go to the polls for once

 

Just **** off BBC

 

"That is why no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party that inflicted those bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Nye Bevan

 

No biggie, just a Tory councillor breaking electoral law by putting anti-Corbyn posters up at polling stations across Merseyside...

 

This is the only place for a Tyne-Wear derby.
Who will declare their result first?
Sunderland are favourites.

 

Looking like a Tory majority and Labour having their worse result in nearly 100 years

 

Nine years of austerity, NHS underfunding, mass layoffs to the police and fire service, bullying of the unemployed and disabled, sitting on reports on housing safety until Grenfell went up...and the British electorate say "Five more years of that please!"

****ing idiocy on a mass scale

 

You have my sincere sympathies.

 

Staggering isn’t it

 

Trumpists have a phrase, Trump Derangement Syndrome, which they think is fitting for their opposition but in actual fact sums them up perfectly

In recent weeks I've seen the Faragists use the phrase Britait Derangement Syndrome, and the exact same applies

 

Yep.