Let me sum up this election outside of Brexit:
The Tories lie, they only care about the rich so they lower taxes for them and the unwashed masses have to pay more, they want to privatise the NHS and flog it to the yanks and they've got a clown as a leader.
Labour are the party of the people, they want us all to work less, they want to nationalise everything because, as we all know, nationalised industries are much more efficient and profitable than private ones, they're going to spend billions and billions on everything they can think of and those nasty rich bastards are going to start paying for them and your favourite grandad is their leader.
Just about right don't you think?