The Drunk Thread

I'm d runk.

Anyone else?

 

Had five (small) cans of Camden IPA.



It's good. Not an American beer but still good.

Funny story actually, went to Sainsbury's and this stuff was in a 12 can box at £1.50 a can.
Thought to myself, **** it, got no beer in the fridge, I'll try a box of this.

Had no lager so also grabbed a six pack of Moretti and took to the self serve.

Anyway, it wouldn't scan and so the daft **** who tried to make it so got himself in a right tizz.

Turns out it should be sold by the can, not the box. So, after much pissing about he goes; there you go mate, sorry about the wait.

£10.40 for twelve cans of ipa and six Moretti (and a bag of park scratchings)!?!?

Don't mind if I do, you stupid twat.






^^^^^^^ hope you all read.

 

Self service tills are such a great invention, they even pay for half my food shopping every month which is really cool

 

Hello drink, my old friend

 

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I'd love to join you, but i'm at work tomorrow,

 

My plans revolve around Thai food tomorrow.

 

Don't ask that fool ginge, what ya doing?

 

Just a chain restaurant in town called Thaikun. Other than that, gotta go clear out the house.

 

**** them up and ask for a pad pung galee., see how thai they are.

it's my favourite dish

 

I expect it’s a bunch of uni people who only serve pad Thai, but will check if that is on the menu.

 

it's a basic yellow curry, but better with squid

https://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/643/Stir-Fried-Crab-Curry-Poo-Pad89061.shtml

or just ask for a tom yum soup

if they have neither, walk out.

 

Bump.

wjat with it being Christmas party season thought it should be bumped.

 

I should have posted here last night, as it was my Xmas do.

 

So how do we find the winner?

The one who falls the most during the evening?

Has the biggest urine stains in his underpants the next day?

Or

The one who tries to bum his wife with a flaccid penis whilst she's sleeping?

 

bums his wife with a flaccid penis. We’ve all been there

 

Limited myself to 10 cans, no more booze in the home.

I won't have to much at any one time in stock.

 

Why is this? I’ve done the same, I limit alcohol in the house as I binge badly.

 

Any Newcastle Brown fans? It's a bit of a strange one as I don't see anyone drinking it anymore but I think it's a great beer.

 

That's the answer then. Limited amount kept