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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Nov 11, 2019.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My dog doesn’t wear a coat she’s too tough for that.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Does your dog bite? Zat ees not my dog etc
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    ohh ffs @Minxy delete this account please
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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    She's a Parson's Russell Terrier so part lapdog, part vicious killing machine.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    Does your place of work hold a Christmas party? If so, will you attend?

    I'm self-unemployed, so I'm at a loose end...
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I used to fund the xmas night out but Petr on Rudi started prattling on about living wages and their living standards and I lost the rag and booked them in for a Xmas day shift at a Moslem's house in Pollockshields.

    Fkin arseholes - if it wasn't for me they'd be living in ALBANIA
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    The firm has a big shindig but I avoid it like the plague, not being a drinker those sorts of events bore me to tears.

    I shall be upholding the tradition of taking my team out for a breakfast nosebag and we usually have a smaller bash of our own for which I shall be providing my legendary mince pies.
     
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  8. gas

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    When's the GC Christmas get together this year guise?

    Usual venue? Coocaddens Underpass

    Don't tell ER
     
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  9. Edelman

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    Normally yes .
    This year no !
    Dont know why !
    It might be the total constant negative whinging that seems to totally take over my workplace :emoticon-0107-sweat.
    It grinds you down at times !
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

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    How's the Christmas shopping going, guys?

    It was manic in Chelmsford today, but I managed to get everything I needed.

    Have a lovely evening.

    <badger>
     
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Xmas eve for this Bear
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    Is it over yet ffs? When’s Easter?
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    April 12th
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Early this year then
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I'd say April 12th would be somewhere in the middle.

    Here's a chart Mon sent me to show when Easter falls over several thousand years.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

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    Boo! Hiss!
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Humbug is the correct term, I think you’ll find.

    Still, just for you mate; yo ho ****ing ho!
     
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    That's a bit more like it, buddy.

    I'll pull a cracker for you come Christmas day. <cracker>

    :)
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    That’s handy. Would make a nice Christmas gift for someone you don’t really like all that much, but feel obliged to buy for <ok>
     
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