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Off Topic Old **** Chiefs big fat thread of Christmas.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thanks. But im no good at filing
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Just make it up as you go along bro. That’s what I do.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    That sounds like something i could do tbh
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I’m an expert at bullshitting my way through life.
     
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  5. Sucky

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    You may be an expert, but im a natural :bandit:
     
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  6. Saintmagic

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    Looking forward to Sucky sharing his Xmas turkey recipe marinated in reggae reggae sauce and scotch bonnets
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    There has to be a rate my Christmas dinner thread with some kind of prize.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    You are one of many mate.

    I dont do roasts. Some boring arse white people food. :bandit:
     
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  9. Sucky

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    My only real competition is that sholom berger geordie dude.
     
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    Yeah ok.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Knew i could count on your vote mate:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  12. Chief

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    My Mrs ordered a new front hallway hats and scarves and telephone and stuff cabinet the other week.

    Wayfair delivered four.

    Well, they delivered three but we've also got one in limbo 'pending' delivery.

    So, we've got one where she wants it, two in boxes in the front ****ing room when the tree is going up tomorrow, one ****ing pending, and they owe us £600 three weeks before Christmas.

    They've kindly said they'll refund when they get them back.

    That's nice of you thanks, sorry we've inconvenienced you.
     
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    Get sucky to sell them on ebay for £2k each bro
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'll do this, once I've told them they're refunding me the money now, rather than when they come and get them.

    What a ridiculous idea, that we wait for them to get them back before they give us the money.

    My Mrs is soft as ****. It's as if they are doing us a favour.
     
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  15. Quesadaad

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    Pah!
    He doesn’t even know who you are.
    #elite
     
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  16. Sucky

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  17. Commachio

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    I like Wayfair, no problems so far.
    But it's like a quiz for Stephen Hawking, trying to put the ****ers together.
     
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  18. Stan

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    I’d go nuclear. We ended up with a free dining table and 6 chairs after a similar incident many years ago.
     
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  19. Sweats

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    He doesn’t cook his food in a blast furnace mate.

    the mrs has bought a preprepped goose with some sauce and stuffing already in it.

    Going to do a pudding as well, chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake. Does anyone follow tasty on Facebook? They posted the recipe yesterday. Looks bloody lovely. Though may do a baked one and prefer baked cheesecake.
     
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  20. J๏E..

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    The Proclaimer's album is a peach mate, my ex-wife will still have a photo in the box of when the lads visited our studio 1989 in Edinburgh.. Lots of daft photos done that day and a rendition of 'letter from america'... great days and memories, a time when we could actually laugh and enjoy life.. rock n' roll n' Leith..
     
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