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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There, I said what everybody else is thinking.
     
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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I love xmas.

    Julie just spent £120 on a fkin turkey to feed her fenian family.

    Let that gyrate.
     
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    I like Christmas

    I am a bit of a spastic prick tbh
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    must be a big ‘un lol

    shalom brother. Hope you and yours have a lovely time
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    Not In My Name!

    I love Christmas me. It is an overblown, over-commercialised load of old horse sh.it for the most part but I actually look forward to it. We were in danger of losing Christmas in the Grove household many moons ago, my mum said she'd had enough of the stress and wanted to book us into somewhere for lunch but I spat the dummy. She gave me the ultimatum that if I wanted Christmas at home I had to do the cooking. I've been knocking out superb Christmas dinners ever since.

    Apart from the year I forgot about the broccoli and it was black sludge by the time I got to it.

    And apart from the year I turned the gas off the spuds while I did other stuff and by the time I got round to putting them in the oven for roasting they were pretty much mashed potatoes. I salvaged the firmest ones for roasting, mashed the rest with cream and piped them out, brushed with egg wash and did them as Duchess potatoes instead. Saved the day.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fùck up ya tit.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    NOW we love sky wizardry

    Heathens

    Heathens everywhere
     
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