Off Topic Fittest member of Little Mix

So we have had thread after thread on HIAG and his flounces, *****philes, Brexit and politics.
Now we gonna go back to some good old fashion pervvin' of the female form.

So, which member of Little Mix would you choose to ****, if you could pick just one?

I honestly cannot pick!

 

**** knows, I'll have to google them.

 

Perry, easy choice as Chamberlain needs a rest so that he's fit to play. I'm providing a service to the team i support.

 

That is one ****ing ugly girl group Bod. You serious?

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Jade in the arse with the penis

 

I’d rather **** a fist full of sand.

 

I can honestly say that I wouldn't trade my bird for any of them.

 

I ****ing would, but only for the money, i have morals

 

Fair point, I never thought of that.

 

Imagine knowing all of the names of members of a girlband ffs.

 

Its helps if you plan to kidnap them and make them sex slaves

 

I thought Bod was a geezer and then I'm finding out he's been nailing blow up sheep while watching Little Mix on MTV in the background.

 

Typical Chelsea fan mate, loves the plastic.

 

So vote none

 

See Sucky and Spurly are the only motherfuckers on here who get it!
Bunch of pseudo moralistic braggarts.

"I wouldnt trade my bird for any of them" **** right off with that bullshit!

 

Two dogs, a sheep and a ****ing Mongaroo

 

Fair play for putting your hand up to shagging a horror every night

I wouldn't trade my birds looks for any of those. Fact.

 

My wife aint a horror per se, and she would have given this lot a run when I first met her.
However, 20 years, 2 kids and 3 mortgages later, she aint looking as good.....neither am I, by a long shot, so I cant complain too much

But its just fun ya fecking killjoy!

 

And sorry, if you dont find at least Perrie attractive, then you are a certified chutney ferret, I dont give a **** how fit you claim your bird is....

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Presumably they can all sing as I don't think any of them are in the band for their looks.