That would be like rubbing your belly with one hand and tapping the top of your head with the other, but harder. Id end up gently tickling me cock with me fingers with one hand and furiously bashing my keyboard towards a violent crescendo with the other.
Didn’t someone say Fappening had caught out the war chest (!!) her on, with the flaps out. ^ translated
Left is the Weather girl Carol Kirkwood and right is Steph McGovern, presenter on bbc with a jaw like American dad.