The New Politics Thread

I negated the handy joke by pointing out that it actually helped when playing the white from a hard cush.

Ya dumbass.

Why is Pud such a dumbass?

 

I would kick your **** in at pool

 

Haha wee Nippy out with her manifesto.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2019-50569827

 

My joke wasn't in terms of use ...

More in terms of its look ...ugly handy now .



Like your face ya **** .

 

Two weeks tomorrow

 

Just put 50p e/w on a hung parliament.

 

Any body made any predictions on expected turnout???

Willing to go large.

Very large in fact.

 

50p e/w on over 50% m7

 

10/1 on under 60% buddy. The only problem is, millions of young ****s have registered to vote, seemingly.

 

No chance it's under 60%.

 

It was in 2003. Are people not sick of the whole thing? Oooooft under 60% in to 8/1. Between 70-75 is my back up at 3/1

 

I'd say it'll be a lot closer to 70 than 60.

What odds 60-70?

 

60-69 is 8/15

 

^^^ The dumbass is upset

 

Just pointing out the obvious ....

 

meh

 

Just checked on my constituency and there are only 4 candidates standing. Turdy, Laborious, Dib Dabs and Tree Huggers. I was hoping to see an independent candidate who wanted to stand up for local issues or free tissues but sadly my choices are few. Turdy stronghold so even tactical voting doesn't stand a chance.

I will check to see if the Labour candidate is a disciple of that c.unt Corbyn, if not I could be tempted. I suspect Labour could lose its deposit in my patch.

I might have to draw a cock and balls on my ballot paper. Again.

 

A good dumping of snow a sub zero temperatures will reduce the numbers. Hopefully also killing a load of auld Tory voting SCUM

 

And kafflicks