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Coffee

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 26, 2019.

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Coffee

Poll closed Aug 22, 2022.
  1. Filter

    42.9%
  2. Americano

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Cappuccino

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Espresso

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Cortado

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Macchiato

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Latte

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Flat White

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Instant

    14.3%
  10. F.uck Off Gas You C.unt!

    42.9%
  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Because Tea is for pooves and *****s (please see other thread) I thought that you twats might like a poll about coffee instead.

    I am partial to a Gingerbread latte around this time of year.
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    What's that coffee that cats eat the beans and you basically usedtheir **** to brew it up........
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Instant for this pubeless lesbian
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Honestly? Just **** off ffs <doh>
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Got it <ok>

    Catshit coffee produced from the Coffee beans which have been digested by a certain Indonesian cat-like animal called then palm civet or also civet cat. This is the reason kopi luwak is also called cat poop coffee or civet cat coffee. The feces of this cat will be collected, finished and sold as kopi luwak.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This thread needs a biscotti thread to go with it.
     
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    New poll option

    ' **** off grove you **** ' in place of Gas ...
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I prefer tea.

    A cappuccino when I'm in the mood. £3 out of Cafe Nero the robbing bastards. It's a fine coffee tho
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I think that is Starbucks
     
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  10. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Ps I don't drink coffee as coffee drinkers are all ponces or nonces.

    Or poncy nonces.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    There is a thread about Tea if you'd like to take a look.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Only a poove would ask for any coffee other than instant coffee. It's just coffee ffs.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I don't drink the ****e, but the perfect temperature for coffee is 89 degrees. You're welcome.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tea first thing in the morning (strong, no sugar, very little milk)

    Coffee throughout the working day (strong, no sugar, no milk)

    Green tea in the evenings.

    Red wine on better evenings (currently I'm in a Malbec phase) :grin:

    Yer welcum.
     
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  15. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Stolen from breaking bad ...
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    As you well know, Monica does NOT steal jokes/quotes/memes/wimmin!
     
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  17. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Latte's are for ****ing pooves anarl, and gingerbread? Just what the actual ****?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nope
     
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  20. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I thought only women drank tea ffs.

    Instant coffee usually. A touch of milk and a spoonful of honey. Now and again I'll pick up a latte or cappuccino if I'm out shopping or dog walking.

    Sometimes I do my shopping when I'm walking the dog. Starbucks loves my dog. We like to go in and show our faces on a Sunday for an hour. I usually get the dog a croissant as she doesn't drink coffee.

    She drinks water, though. Not from the tap, of course. I run it through a filter first for her before letting her have a drink. Can't be to careful with tap water these days.

    As for my instant coffee. Well, I do enjoy the odd Nescafe but usually you'll find me in my kitchen drinking Douwe Egberts.

    Have a good day everybody.
     
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