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Salmond once again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 21, 2019.

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He looks a little bit older than your normal victims tbh
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 21, 2019
  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Is Salmond's wife not 20 years his senior?

    @gas wid tbphiirc
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Nov 21, 2019
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    WOW!
     
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  4. gas

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    It's an Aye fram me m7

    ftp

    <party>
     
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    gas, Nov 21, 2019
  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aye she’s almost 90 his wife
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 21, 2019
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Didn't realise Tina finally got married <applause>
     
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    Toby, Nov 21, 2019
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Hang him, I say.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    King David? Don't think he was English mate. And they took a pretty dim view of pigs generally in his part of the world.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Archie comes a day late and a dollar short as per the script.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 22, 2019
  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Well DUH... Star of David ne1......!?!!!??!?

    Ne1 in they’re McFlie......!?!!??!?!? <laugh?
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Nov 22, 2019
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, well. Anyway, I checked; it’s okay to **** em so long as you don’t eat them afterwards. Which funnily enough is exactly what I said to Mrs Aldo the other day...
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
  12. Mind The Duck

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    I'm just glad the police kept a record of these incidents this time...
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 22, 2019
  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I dunno who you think you were eating but it wasn't missus Aldo. There is no Mrs Aldo.

    Not unless that's what you call your hamster?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 22, 2019
  14. Archers Road

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    Yeah, I’m breeding a whole colony of hamsters, all named after characters from not606. Will probably cook them all for Christmas dinner
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Let me guess, all the hamsters are named after well-known GCers apart from the old guy with the funny hand, can't quite remember his name... Gebmil??
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Nov 22, 2019
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    One of them is a digitally challenged Gerbil, yes.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
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    Did you microwave the one called Mindy for 30secs?
     
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    Toby, Nov 22, 2019
  18. Archers Road

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    Yes. It exploded.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
  19. Mind The Duck

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    Did the one named Toby drown in his own tears?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 22, 2019
  20. Archers Road

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    No, I pickled it in cider and stuffed it with a quorn sausage.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 22, 2019
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