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The New Politics Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 1, 2019.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Probably your worst quiz.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 20, 2019
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, T. Saffy offered me sex.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If you saw his pic you'd take the sweets in flash <ok>
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. gas

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    Seriously, stop being a ****, ignore the candidate and research the manifesto.
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've got better things to do than read manifestos. Curating the Christmas thread takes up most of my spare time. Therefore, I'm trusting you guys to come up with the definitive answer.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Being serious for a moment, the nature of our democracy means you are electing a local candidate to represent you and your neighbors. So it does make sense to find out as much as you can about your own local candidates and base your decision on that.


    You could even visit a local hustings and ask each of the candidates for their position on issues you consider important; like what would they do to help the local population of native flaura and fauna. That way you would get to talk about tits without offending anyone.

    Or just vote for the one who least radiates an aura of evil.
     
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    To be fair, managing the christmas thread is far more important than the most significant GE in a generation.

    Simple solution, vote either Labour or Tory SCUM anything else is a wasted vote.

    Be warned, If you vote Tory I will retract my offer of gay sex with immediate effect.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    According to tactical voting websites, you should vote Labour. The Tories have an anti-castle section in their manifesto btw <ok>
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    Im pretty sure they have Andrew Castle
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Walking around Southsea yesterday, I saw a few big posters, on some pretty big houses. The ones down towards Eastney. All of Donna Jones who, if you've seen her, wouldn't fit on a small poster.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't vote. **** you. **** everybody. Especially my neighbours.

    I'm more of an "I'm alright, pull the ladder up behind me" kind of guy. I also burn bridges.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And **** on sofas
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Did you do the politics thing Barrie linked, Mon? Do it do it
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Gambol turning into one of those mad old geezers who shouts at bus stops, before our very eyes.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What thing?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah this thing?

    Screenshot_2019-11-21-08-32-21.png

    Very weird considering I said I disagreed with Brexit
     
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    ^ ^ ^ Bitter and twisted cos he never gets anywhere near POTY awards.


    Yaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    <party>
     
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    gas, Nov 21, 2019
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's more of a hobby.
     
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