It would be good if EasyJet put a few planes into Southampton Airport, to replace the Flybe flights to Alicante and Malaga, that will no longer be available next summer season. My trips to Alicante, from Southampton, were made easier for my wife, as a wheelchair user, owing to the airport being small and more personal. The only time we flew from Gatwick, we felt alienated by the size of the airport and were both quite stressed by it.
Vampires suck blood for the vitamin D, because they can't go out in the sun themselves... You ever think about that? No.you only think about yourself
Two Irishmen meet up in a pub and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "well what fek d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "Well it's like this, .... I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me., but when we got up to one another...it was neither of us."
After all the years of exercising and dieting, I have finally achieved my goal of having a flat stomach. It just has a silent L
EasyJet are the first of the airline companies to seriously consider all-electric propulsion aircraft. Might be 15-20 years, but they are genuine about it.
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. “Do you mind waiting for a bit?” The manager asked. “Not at all” I replied. “Good, take these pizzas to table 6,” he said.
Jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar … Demerara. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.
Mick says to Murphy Did you hear a train ran over a Paddy's finger and it killed him? Murphy said How did that kill him? Mick said he was picking his nose at the time