What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I’m eating like a student at the minute. It’s not good.

 

hiag likes this.

pot noodles,

 

Drier than a nun's chuff.

 

5:30

Not bad.

 

That gym work on your sphincter muscles is paying dividends.

 

I think they’ve all dissolved into a burning inferno mate. It’s the only explanation.

 

You're so insecure.

 

Roast chicken later.

usual trimmings. May do some Yorkshire puds though.

 

@Suckmyklopp

 

being as it’s a roast dinner I can confirm no herbs will get anywhere near it.

 

Spew

 

Just ****ing no.

 

Beefaroni tonight

 

Chicken dinner inc yorkies

 

Diced pork chowder later

Dunno what it is yet so dont ask

 

Im gonna beat up a kilo pork with my meat hammer and massage in some of Maggies liquids, pepper, garlic.

While that sits ill knock up some kind of jew to fry it in. Im thinking some mango chutney, dab of chilli pickle, sprinkle of sweetcorn and chopped carrot + maybe some diced swede.

Got some thin noodles to boil and then fry up to go with.

Its gonna be epic guise stay tuned yeh.

By thw time i went and done that i decided i need a mid- dinner prep spliff so wiol do tye jew after that.


Made super thin swede and carrot chips to fry with the pork and jew. Sweecorns in the freezer still.

 

****ing new keyboard makes me sound like comm

 

I made coq au vin. I used old wine. It was rank.

 

So my jew consisted of half a jar of mango chutney, a tin of chopped tomatoes some beef stock and lots of garam masala powder.

Porks nearly done, just about to fall apart. Put my carrot and swede chips in the boiler for 10 mins before a quick fry, not doing noodles now, gone for rice and naans instead.

 

That looks disgusting.