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The disallowed Liverpool goal against Villa yesterday was ludicrous. Get rid of it until they've worked out how they're going to use it in 30 secs max and involve the fans in the stadium.

 

This is getting ridiculous now
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/10272385/ladies-and-gentlemen-phrase-banned/amp/

 

I agree

 

I'll vote for any party that promises to introduce public flogging for presenters who utter either of the following:
"Make some noise for......"
"You smashed it"

 

Deffo winds me up. Also, 1 of Boris Johnson’s. “It’s oven ready, bang it in the microwave”. WTF. I hope it’s in a metal container you twat!

 

Anything that prick says winds me up Karlos. Although it's been quite nice seeing him get battered this week up north. Man of the people .

 

My old boss was the king of puns, drove me mad. Would come out with ****e like 'can I just stop you there/lets not give them a stick to beat us with/I appreciate what your saying but/'.He was a classic example of a hang merchant( would back you in person but not at boadroom level to make himself look good). You get these arseholes in all walks of life these days though.

 

My 3 year olds favourite phrase at the moment.

 

I hate these -
We would like to "reach out" to you.
Thank you for "reaching out"

 

A multi like if ever there was one. I've been saying to my wife for a while now "Listen to this person answer a simple question, starting with the word SO".. It's OK to say "I have no sausages so I will have bacon instead". But when asked what you are going to cook, why start with the word SO. Really annoying. Another one is when asked a simple question , the reply starts with "Yea no" What the **** does that mean , I only asked one ****ing question

 

I have never used the word ongoing, well in speech because Ijust used it then

 

I'm sorry but this is just wrong kids are watching these ads.

 

Disgusting.

 

Dont get me started on that non binary malarkey- You either have a bolix or you dont end of!!That Sam Smith singers says he's non binary then is modeling clothes at the mens fashion awards, make your bloody mind up son

 

How very right on of Sprite.

 

Randy Andy says that he has no recollection of ever meeting a woman who says that she was forced to have sex with him three times but he can remember that on one of the dates this allegedly occurred he was at Pizza Express with the kids having a party. Can anyone else remember exact dates of visits to pizza restaurants nearly twenty years ago?

Randy Andy should have listened to the people that advised him against doing this interview. Even Boris or Jezza would have avoided this car crash.

 

Things i picked up from the Prince Andrew interview were,
1. Surely he or his team have a diary and they can check the dates for his movements on the pizza day. If the pizza was bought with a bank card then that could be found, or a long shot but cctv?
2. Where were his protection officers when all these things were happening?
3. If he was in the nightclub that day surely someone has a pic.

 

The thing I picked up:
In one photo he's got his arm round his accusers waste as she has him. Bearing in mind the protocols involved when meeting royalty I think it's safe to say he knows her fine well. Whether he shagged her or not only the 2 of them know. I'm fairly sure he's a lying bastard though.