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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Nov 11, 2019.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Scotch bloke called Tam at work, he's been inside for beating someone so bad they died. Any relation?
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It was thick, thought "fork it, I ain't reading that".
     
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  3. pineappleupsidedown

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    No

    He's mental but not a psycho...
     
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  4. Edelman

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    ****ing breaking them nuts open us a right piss off !:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In English please <ok>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *Christmas <grr>
     
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  7. Edelman

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    It was jolly difficult to extract the nuts from within their shell !:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  8. pineappleupsidedown

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    Taig ^^^
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Too far, buddy, too far.
     
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  10. Edelman

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    What does taig mean ?
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Google it, ya fenian bastard.
     
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  12. Edelman

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    What does Fenian mean ??:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Google it, ya taig bastard
     
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  14. Edelman

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  15. Edelman

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    I see !
    What's that gotta do with Xmas ?
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    Would have been a better story if you had been distracted by the song on the radio, swerved your car into the tree, and died imo <ok>
     
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    Me in Kampala* would have made a lovely Christmas gift for the psychopathic Nazi in the family (every family has one). You missed an opportunity there I think.

    * Autocorrect changed Mein Kampf to Me in Kampala, so I’m leaving that.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Maybe I should have got some Famous 5 for her sister's kids, the Comic Strip adaptation was not far from the original: "That man was black, call the police!". Sister is very PC.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    Should buy them this...

    7E80B282-AD0C-4E21-926B-365B99279B2C.jpeg
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Or this...

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