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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    I man walked into a posh nightclub and the doorman said "you can't come in here sir, You dont have a tie on" The man said FFS what do you think is holding my trousers up....
     
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    I did that with my boy many moons ago. :)
     
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    Hahaha. I’m using that tomorrow at the ice breaker
     
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    We all did nev
     
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    Screenshot_20191114-163601_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
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    Fvckin brilliant. Bovi & Jacks Away identify as twats.
     
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    GTHE GOLDEN YEARS. HAVE COME AT. LAST.

    IQ CANNOTQ SEE. .......... I CANNOT PEE
    I CANNOT CHEW. ............. I CANNOT SCREW.
    MY MEMORY SHRINKS .......MY HEARING STINKS.
    NO SENSE OF SMELL. .........I LOOQK LIKE HELL
    MY BODY IS DROOPING ......HAVE TROUBLE POOPING?
    YES! THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
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    THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN ........ CAN KISS MY ASS
     
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