Big Paul slapping the sycophant down before breakfast. Iain's bus ride will having a backing track of ringing in his ears this morning.
Mind that time Frankie Boyle said Mark Speight made his suicide note out of glitter and macaroni? I do. harsh but fun
Great news, guise, the teacher and other parents who were in the class at the time were very impressed with the Egyptian masterpiece. I feel like getting drunk now.
Trees are bigger than the pyramid but good effort Lian B- would have been a D but the colouring in bumped it up a few marks
Helping your kids with their homework is just a fancy way of announcing that you are a massive virgin.