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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Wooperts_duck

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    tidied up his windowbox
     
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  2. LIBERTARIAN

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    and planted some rather
     
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  3. Wherever

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    Large begonias which bloomed
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

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    then rather quickly died
     
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  5. Wherever

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    Because someone forgot to
     
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    turn the tap off

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  7. Wherever

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    So the london pride
     
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  8. UTRs

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    was a splendid drink

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    that even Nigel Farage
     
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    enjoyed when not blaming
     
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    Claude Juncker of being
     
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  12. UTRs

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    in the wrong lane

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  13. Wherever

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    In the English Channel
     
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    number 5 perfume bottle
     
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  15. Wherever

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    Encrusted with fake diamonds
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

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    supplied by Elton John
     
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  17. Wherever

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    car salesman, Liam Neeson
     
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    short when running away
     
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