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Losing stuff

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Nov 7, 2019.

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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Takeaway menus.
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Nov 7, 2019
  2. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    some of them are into furniture!!! 100% real

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Nov 7, 2019
  3. Milk and Kebabs

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    One thing I will never lose is my innocence...




    ... Ok,.so about those duck penises...
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Nov 7, 2019
  4. Libby

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    Oh ffs not the duck penises.
     
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    Libby, Nov 7, 2019
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    At least you’ve given her aids to get her back.
     
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    Sweats, Nov 7, 2019
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Drawer mate.

    Funny enough I don't lose draws<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Nov 7, 2019
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Lost my first wife whilst on holiday in Egypt, have you ever tried to get two camels on EasyJet?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 8, 2019
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Thought I was losing my religion ... but that was just a dream, that was just a dream... just a dream ... <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 8, 2019
  9. Sucky

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    My ****ing god mate.

    That was brilliant <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Nov 8, 2019
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Xmas starting early mate?
     
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  11. Stan

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    Agreed.
     
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    Stan, Nov 9, 2019
  12. Stan

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    The only reason I lose stuff is because it's buried in a pile of crap that she won't get rid of. She's one of those people who refuses to chuck away mobile phone chargers from 1999 just in case.

    Occasionally I empty a drawer and stick the contents in the bin, gambling on the fact that it's been 7 years since she last opened that drawer.
     
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    Stan, Nov 9, 2019
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  13. NSIS

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    Ditto. Drives me apeshit!..
     
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    NSIS, Nov 9, 2019
  14. FosseFilberto

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    Our house 'looks' pristine ... but it's a veneer ... she hates 'cluttering' ... so every drawer is rammed ... things don't really get lost ... they get buried under piles of crap in a drawer <grr>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 9, 2019
  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Now where's that salt <laugh> ... take me to church ... <cheers>
     
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