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Losing stuff

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  1. Sweats

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    Anyone else get really annoyed when your stuff just disappears?

    currently can’t find two shirts, two jumpers.

    cheese grater. how can you lose a cheese grater ffs.

    screw driver set.

    Nail clippers.

    The blades for my mandolin.

    Tea spoons are another that just seem to disappear. There’s bound to other stuff I’ve lost and just not noticed yet.

    does anyone suffer in this way? and do you like me blame the wife?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I once lost the drawer to my coffee table in the front room.

    Had a sesh the night before woke up and couldn't find the drawer for weeks.

    This is the drawer I lost
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    I honestly though one of my mates had knicked it as a wum but that wasn't the case and I Found it after about 3 weeks (it had been pushed into the table)
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    That was pretty funny tbh.

    More seriously I've lost quite a lot of money over the years, worst being leaving 7k and a few bits on a tube.

    That wasn't a good day tbh.


    I'm notorious for losing stuff tbh, when we go out the Mrs holds everything or I just spend or lose it <laugh> I got no respect for money tbh.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    I'm not one for losing stuff and I've caught Mrs luv red handed on more than one occasion throwing things away. So with this in mind it's probably your wife.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That's actually a very good point tbh mate, there's a clown mask I had for years (my Mrs hates clowns) silly cow got with me though <laugh>

    She deffo threw that away, still denies it but I know wha blow<whistle>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Cheaper to throw her out in the long run I’d say
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've lost my dignity a few times over the years.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Matth once thought he lost his virginity, false alarm though he found it again, the dog had it in its mouth.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I firmly believe it is the women. I may be forgetful but I remember where input stuff. I also don’t throw **** away. I often find when she tidied up she essentially just moved things somewhere else in a pile. Some times the house is like stone henge with various stacks of things.
     
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    I don’t believe you’re a real man unless that’s happened to you at least a few times.
     
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    I've progressed her to allocated cupboards for her piles of stuff. #training
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Always losing lighters
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Things my ex dragon “lost”;

    My retro Brazil shirt with the Jules Rimet trophy on the chest
    Signed photo of Kieran Fallon winning the Derby on North Light
    Miseducation of Lauren Hill CD
    Series 4-6 of The Sopranos
    Johnny Cash “best of” album never released in the U.K.

    I could go on and on, but I’m not bitter.
     
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    No mate, your pals are nicking them.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    I call my wife the moveatron!

    I'm currently missing a very nice expensive head torch and a spare set of car keys that cost £140 six months ago :emoticon-0183-swear

    I've also lost the ****in plot :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Chill fam she gave you 2 kids
     
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    Yeah and I'm almost certain child number 2 lost my car keys. He has previous.
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    No you didn't, first you must have something before you are able to lose it.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    She’s puts things ‘in a safe place’ and then promptly forgets where she’s put them, so they're ****ing safe I suppose <doh>

    Winds me off the clock.

    Have you moved X?

    No.

    You sure, I left it here and now it’s gone.

    Oh I might have moved it

    Where to?

    *silence*

    And?

    I tidied it away I think

    Where to?

    Errrrmmm

    FFS, leave my **** alone!
     
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    usually a serial killer will collect items from a potential victims house as part of the ritual
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Have you got Suckys draw?
     
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