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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by FosseFilberto, Nov 6, 2019.

  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    My eyes are a different colour .
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Cool ... what colour is the left one?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    What ever I want it to be .

    Assuming I choose to put it in .
     
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  4. Stan

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    A friend of mine has a glass eye. When he's drunk he sometimes takes it out and puts it on the table. He's even popped it into someone else's drink. It's quite a disturbing party trick.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    If you leave them both out, you might qualify for Mike Riley's job <laugh>
     
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    I'll keep an eye out for him !
     
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    I was having a beer in Paddington on the day of an England game in the 80s. A group of Wolves fans were there and one of them had a glass eye. He took it out and shoved it between his balls and arse, and proceeded to dance over a pint of lager, and drop it into the glass. He then picked his eye out of the glass, wipe it on his shirt and pop it back in. ****ing hilarious. <laugh>
     
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  9. Milk and Kebabs

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    I met Schlem Boogerman's missus :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  10. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Of course you can. It's total BS that you can only have one, or soulmates or anything like that.

    I would say it's probably not wise to be in love with more than one at a time though.
     
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    That has happened at least once in humans.

    Lots of snakes and lizards have two penises, or forked penises.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I meant at the same time

    I thought you can’t help being in love n all that ****e?
     
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  13. Milk and Kebabs

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    I did too.

    Of course you can be in love with two people. It's not unusual for people in affairs to still love their spouse and their bit on the side. I don't think polygamy is always about extra sex or producing offspring either.

    Not really a wise situation to get oneself into though, I doubt it's possible (or at least easy) to keep everyone happy.
     
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    I remember reading an article once a few years ago but I can't find it again. Something about the % of people who fall in love with someone else whilst married. (But don't necessarily act on it)

    I don't remember what it said that % was but I recall it was surprisingly high. No idea how accurate report was though.

    I do recall though that it said the average time spent "in love" with a third party was three years... That's a lot of time in a marriage to be loving someone else! It also didn't say if person was still in love with their spouse at the time of falling for someone else.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    of course you can, until one of them opens their mouths and speaks.
     
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