Off Topic The nice thread.

**** me, I think she must have eaten the rest of the cast.

 

that was a nice read, it was like walking through a farmers field on a balmy summers night.

 

Anyone want to suck my cock?

A bit bored

I won’t charge

 

Thank you, may your skies be sunny and blue and may you not be mugged and viciously stabbed with a knife.

 

Or do rocks keep us?

 

Happy November good folks, hope you all had a splendid bonfire night.

And don't forget to wrap up warm.

 

Have a lovely day everybody*

 

Alright lads. Cold day here in Cardiff. I had breakfast in bed. The waitress who delivered it saw some absolute magic when I answered the door. A naked HIAG wearing only a wizard hat, say no more. She's probably still telling her mates about the best bunk up she's ever had.

Got some top level law stuff to do but I should be able to get that nailed before I nail my date tonight. Looking forward to Spurs v Red Star Bucharest. Gutted I can't take up my usual seat at the Lane. The lads will miss me but they'll cheer on the Hurra Kane and the rest of the lads for me.

 

It’s not quite the same now mate

 

Luv is afraid of losing his original account

Hence dropping the hints as to who Gimp is

 

Hows everybody’s day gone?

Mine was pretty good

 

Splendidly old chap

Apart from the football which was a bit ****.

 

Good good

It’s only a game mate. Don’t worry about it.

 

Gash.

 

What’s up superstar?

 

Nowt mate, just felt like posting the word gash tbh.

 

Indeed it is. I feel better already

 

Thanks for asking old chap.

Jolly nice day, had to leave work early cos my dodgy eye was playing up. Any ****in excuse

Just been cheering myself up playing the "get the nice lady to say a rude word" game right here
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/twat?q=Twat
Hours of nice clean fun

 

The **** link won't work. Search, it's funny.

Walk up behind someone and let it rip.

Nice.

 

Evening fella.

I had a pretty good day thanks, just put the lad to bed after reading some of his school books with him.

Glad to hear that you've had an enjoyable Wednesday mate.