The Fcuk it List

So far so good.

 

Goa
You must, oh you must , go to Goa

two good friends both went at different times and gave an honest opinion

you’re a millionaire surrounded by poverty
No thanks

 

Bucket would be correct in her case

 

Eat liver or any kind of offal.

Grass on a work colleague.

Watch a game of football.

 

Turn into a Liverpool 'fan'.

 

Have a bucket list

 

Found myself agreeing with most of these. Let me Chuck learning a new language in there too. There's a real snobiness around it and it's kind of taboo to point out that there's actually barely any point for most English-speaking people. Do it if you want to for enjoyment. But **** off making out like it's small-minded to not bother.

Whoever said retire is nuts. I have a decent job in the scheme of things and have a far easier time than a lot of people, but if I could retire tomorrow and not have any financial worries I would. Spending your life being tied down to turning up to do someone else's bidding is depressing as **** I think.

 

I got out at 60 with a pretty good deal from a company with one of the last, strong final salary pensions - anyone able to should do the same, you're a long time dead.

 

****ing horrible noisy shaky things
Spent some time watching the single, aged, pilots when I’ve been in them to figure out what lever does what in case they have a heart attack! Not something I’d choose to do again.

 

Run a marathon

 

I did it 2 years ago at 51, went back after a year. There’s a lot of time to fill.

 

Ride a motorbike

 

Oh mate - you must, just the once.

 

Never had the slightest interest to be honest.

 

Kiss either Allams arses

 

For me, nothing compares to the acceleration of a 0 to 60 under 3 seconds burst of acceleration - I know some don't see the attraction, for those who do, it's addictive.

 

I do get it.
in fact I wish I did care about trying it...I just don’t

I’ll stick to my adrenaline hit by sliding down mountains!

 

Swim with dolphins. Smug ****s.

 

Go to Australia.