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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 3, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Leave your patriarchy at the door Albert. I for one support the "individual" who designed these guidelines.
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    That could be “committeeism” you committeeist.

    :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    congrats fella (or lady as we have never met so I cannot confirm so wouldn’t want to offend you :)) but each to his or her or ‘they’ own. I think its absolutely bonkers how some soft twats get so offended so easily that they insist on changing something so inoffensive.

    At the last census apparently a few hundred thousand put Jedi as their religion. Do we include Jedi too in these things as lots identify that way?

    I can just see the announcement now, welcome... ladies, gentlemen, those unsure, those non binary, those who want to be called ‘they’ and of course all those robe wearing Jedi out there.

    I may identify as a sky sports purple dildo for a laugh and start complaining about events I don’t attend so that they start to include sky sports purple dildo identifiers for future performances. I could get special seating and everything <laugh>
     
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    Im offended on behalf of committeeists (after a quick google).
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It is absolutely mad. Some special snowflakes who want to feel more important than the boring uninteresting ****s they really are.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Going to have to start call everything and everyone 'it'

    Ducking twats
     
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    how pathetic of these arrogant wannabees!! there's male and female and that's it , so deal with it and if not can we just round up these aliens and exterminate them ? I mean seriously tell yourself anything you like , but you ARE a male or a female!!!
     
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  9. Southerner

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    Well, this is a weird one. I absolutely accept the right of the individual to define there own identidy, sexual or otherwise, but, I do not believe that we should contort our language because such people somehow find it offensive. It is this kind of mamby pampy liberalism that has alienated many people from political and social processes.
    I once attended an arthouse performance, where one act, a cross dresser, performed a poem about how hard it was being a crossdresser. The poem was dire, the crossdresser was no ladyboy and nobody in the venue gave a flying one that he was dressed as he was. It was very simply someone playing the victim card.
    So I find myself with one foot in each of the Albert and Welshie's camps. Who would ever have thought that?
     
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    Interesting given at least one of your alter egos is female :)
     
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    **** me, i thought when baa baa black sheep was banned from being sung that things had gone too far but this is just ****ing mental now like. Society is full of ****ing snowflakes with a massive sense of entitlement.

    Your either Male or female, black/white/Asian, gay or straight. You wanna put yourself somewhere inbetween things.....guess what, people are gonna think it's a bit odd and you might get a bit of jip for it....so either man (or woman) the **** up or shut the **** up.

    Sam Smith wants to be referred to as "they"....well "they" can just **** right off.
     
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  12. Welshie

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    We can all thank that wet sponge who calls himself the Prime Minister of Canada for all this crap. He's been turning that place into a SJW paradise and it's spreading.
     
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    When you say Albert's and Welshie's camp
    Is that another sexual inference ?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m offended
     
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  15. Welshie

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    I hope that's not a homophobic remark you cis white male scum.
     
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    They are what they choose to be. Nobody is 'special'.
     
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    I have always thought that Chaos was a bit "special".
     
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  18. Judge Death

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    Not the good "special" either.....
     
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  19. mickeybnufc

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    Well it is Equity
     
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  20. LiamO

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    Purple Dildo?? Why just purple??

    You ****ing filthy Colourist!!!!

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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