Went to the shops yesterday and got bored Shopping with my Wife, She felt sorry for me. She gave me a £10 and told me to go for a Pint and meet her at the Bus Stop in an hour. I had a wander around but somehow found myself in a seedy part of town Simply being curious I asked one of the girls "How Much"..??? The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for Oral or £30 for a Handjob." I told her I only had £10? She said, “Sorry, but you won't get much for a tenner." So I shrugged my shoulders and continued to wander. I found a Pub, and then went to meet my Wife. While we were sitting together waiting for the Bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me. She shouts over to me.. "See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"...
I walked into a bookshop and said to the girl behind the counter "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare." "Which one?" She replied. "William, you thick 2hat !
